What Do You Want To Know About Me...
Facts about Joe...
Joe counted to infinity. Twice.
Joe can hear sign language.
Once a cobra bit Joe's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Joe has the ability to strangle you with a cordless phone.
Joe makes onions cry.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Joe can in fact touch this.
Joe can build a snowman out of rain.
Joe can speak braille.
Joe can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Joe can unscramble an egg.
Jesus can walk on water, but Joe can swim on land.