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Facts about Joe...

Joe counted to infinity. Twice.

Joe can hear sign language.

Once a cobra bit Joe's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Joe has the ability to strangle you with a cordless phone.

Joe makes onions cry.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Joe can in fact touch this.

Joe can build a snowman out of rain.

Joe can speak braille.

Joe can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Joe can unscramble an egg.

Jesus can walk on water, but Joe can swim on land.