Facts about Joe...

When Joe was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.

When Joe was 18, he didn't move out... his parents did.

If Joe was a spartan warrior then the film "300" would have actually been called "1".

When Joe swims in the ocean, the sharks swim in a steel cage for protection.

Joe counted to infinity. Twice.

Joe can hear sign language.

Once a cobra bit Joe's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Joe has the ability to strangle you with a cordless phone.

Joe makes onions cry.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Joe can in fact touch this.

Joe can build a snowman out of rain.

Joe can speak braille.

Joe can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Joe can unscramble an egg.

Joe was dropped twice as a baby. Once on Hiroshima and the other on Nagasaki.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Joe. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay seven pounds to see a film that was fourteen seconds long.

Jesus can walk on water, but Joe can swim on land.

Joe can divide by zero.